I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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