is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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