i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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