David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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