Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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