I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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