I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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