Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
is wine microwaveable?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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