i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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