The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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