moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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