She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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