how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
