you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Randomize
