how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he puts the penis in happiness.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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