bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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