he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
