I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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