I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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