I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
