Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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