"it" just moved
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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