Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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