Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
do herpes really smell.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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