Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
