Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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