i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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