well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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