She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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