is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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