Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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