I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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