I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
