Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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