It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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