We're like a lot better than the average bears
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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