It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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