awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
