I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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