Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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