absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
