All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Randomize