There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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