We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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