Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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