im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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