hotel room ftw
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
