I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Two words: nipple clamps
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