it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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