Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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