Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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