I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize