Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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