she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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