literally had 100 drinks last night.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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