So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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