I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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